Edgeworth Corps. Internal Network

CORPORATE OVERVIEW

The Edgeworth Corps is a niche organization operating across multiple dimensional planes, specializing in the management and containment of anomalous phenomena. Our operations span five distinct Floors, each with unique properties and challenges.

"How ancient does a cult have to be to be regarded a religion? Man found religion (see: did not 'invent'), not any other creature or creation of God, mathematical probability, or Chaos."

Our current leadership has transitioned to Sarah Edgeworth following the untimely demise of Nicholas Edgeworth. All departmental operations continue as normal under the new administration.

NOTICE: Unauthorized access to Floor 3 is strictly prohibited. Violators will face immediate termination.

KEY PERSONNEL

SARAH EDGEWORTH

CEO & Heir

Current head of the organization. Known for her nihilistic philosophy and preference for Vicodin over coffee. Wears an eyepatch following the "great expedition." Wields Obsidia, the family katana.
MAX SWAROVSKI

Chief of Executive Department

Former intern promoted after successful completion of sensitive assignment. Known for cynical disposition, skilled in both diplomacy and "unadvised means." Drives a teal Mustang.
EVELYN EDGEWORTH

Person of Interest

Subject of prophecy regarding the "end of the world." Currently under protective custody. Disappeared for five years before recent recovery. Allergic to cats.
ROBIN SWAROVSKI

Independent Contractor

Max's sister. Specialist in "hee hoo silly goofy" science. Operates a garage on Floor 2. Known for chaotic experiments and creating substances like the "Cosmic Doobie."
AARON KRUEGER

Treasurer

Handles organizational finances. Known for meticulous record-keeping and enjoyment of "bossing over the feeble." Disapproves of Sarah's management style.
LEISEL KRUEGER

Secretary

Aaron's sister. Possesses psychometric abilities. Recently appointed as Sarah's personal secretary after previous assignment involving Robin Swarovski.
LUKE WHITLOCK

Artist in Residence

Patronized by Sarah Edgeworth. Creates abstract works with potential reality-altering properties. Currently working on contract for mysterious patron "Ms. Foame."
DMITRI

External Associate

Aristocratic figure residing on Floor 3. Believed to be connected to the "Blasphemous Monarch" prophecy. Maintains correspondence with Sarah Edgeworth.

CLASSIFIED ARCHIVES

FILE: PROPHECY OF THE BLASPHEMOUS MONARCH

"A Blasphemous Monarch will end the world." Origin unknown. No historical records exist despite centuries of oral tradition. Subject of ongoing investigation.

FILE: FLOOR 3 MANIFESTATIONS

The Edgeworth Manor on Floor 3 displays sentient properties. Contains the "Ghost of Edgeworth Manor," believed to be Felix Edgeworth, first of the line. Recent incident involving Sarah Edgeworth and destruction of anomalous painting.

FILE: MS. FOAME

Mysterious entity contracting Luke Whitlock for artistic works. Appearance: pale, white hair, inhuman grey eyes. Requests repetitive color-field paintings with potential ritual significance.

FILE: ANOMALOUS BUSINESSES

Aeyykheyy's Diner: Establishment of unknown ownership. Waiters exhibit bizarre behavior. Patrons report strange experiences with food. Current status: Operational.

"There is silence in the house of God."

DIMENSIONAL FLOORS

FLOOR 1

Baseline reality. Characterized by faulty governments, climate threats, and consumerism. "A place where mediocrity and individualism are celebrated all the same."

FLOOR 2

Primary operational base for Edgeworth Corps. "Uncanny" mirror of Floor 1 where peculiarity is the norm. Home to supernaturally gifted individuals and anomalous locations like Aeyykheyy's.

FLOOR 3

"Low-poly indie game" aesthetic. Metaphors take physical form. Contains the sentient Edgeworth Manor, burning god carcasses, and Dmitri's estate. Always cold/snowy.

FLOOR 4

[CENSORED BY THE PANGAEAN CENSORSHIP DEPARTMENT]

"Do not believe everything you see in the church- their evangelical lore is much different from ours."

THE PROPHECY

The central organizational concern revolves around the prophecy of the "Blasphemous Monarch" who will allegedly end the world. Current intelligence suggests potential connections to:

Evelyn Edgeworth - Primary subject of investigation
Sarah Edgeworth - Dmitri's identification as the Monarch
Dmitri - Possible candidate with unknown motivations

"You're no 'Lilith Ebright The Third or Worldender.' You possess no combat skills. You may be slightly smart but not enough to devise a genocide. Heck, you don't want to do that either but this whole prophecy situation is pressuring you."

SECURITY NOTICE: All personnel maintain vigilance for signs of reality degradation or narrative instability. Report any meta-awareness incidents immediately.

EDGEWORTH CORPS.